Still, the question is more-or-less valid. iFixit does sell "liberation kits" for iPhone 4 and 5's: iPhone 4/4S Liberation Kit iPhone 5 Liberation Kit But, as near as I can tell, there are no plans to roll out a liberation kit that replaces the pentalobe P5 screws on the chassis of the Retina Macbook Pro with identical Phillips-head screws. Not sure why, as this would be nice to have.
I thought this guide is for a completely new SSD, but in this example MacOS appears to already be running. Is the target SSD connected internally via SATA or is this guide for a USB based second SSD that will also run the OS?
In the latter case, is the intent to run internet recovery on the new SSD and then open the machine up and connect it directly, replacing the old disk?